Surviving a Storm (finale)

i know its been a month since my last post and i do apologize for that, there are many things on my mind lately so i have to make it up...

H. PLAY AS A PSYCHOLOGIST/PSYCHIATRIST TO BROKEN HEARTED FRIENDS

Don't you hate seeing your friends suffer as you did then? you know what they are going through, you know how they feel. why not play up as an unlicensed therapist and get the rewarding feeling of helping a friend in need, of how to cope up with a painful rejection. based now on your experiences you now guide them on the do's and don'ts on hie to properly administer a successful and hassle free break-up. take out the notes your mother lectured you cause now is the time to get your Ph.D.

I. TAKE UP A NEW SPORT

the lists are endless, enjoy the thrills of the game, accept the little disappointments, you may love it or hate it, get those uncertainties back into your system, gives you something extra each and everyday, infect you with natures adrenaline. trust me you'll need it as you battle on the court, wander your eyes, surprisingly there are more prospective relationships hanging around the bleachers.

J. BUY A 200-PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE

for what you might say? how dumb can you get?! what are puzzles for? SO YOU CAN ASSEMBLE IT OF COURSE AND KILL TIME TO GET OVER HIM/HER!!!

This concludes the simple tips on how to survive the most darkened hours of your life, eventually winning back some of your dignity and at the same time aid you in the process of moving on and finding a new true love.

YOU WISH! LOL!

Surviving a Storm (continuation)

D. WORK OUT

Faith may give you a scare sometimes because one of these days you might accidentally get acquainted again with your ex and upon seeing you look so miserable will give her/him enough satisfaction of over-powering you even more and reducing your sorry piece of ass into rubble, labeling you "LOSER OF THE YEAR!" so get your hands off that remote, get your butt off that couch, enroll yourself in a nearby gym, start a new diet, take pilates class even order that exercise machine that you've always watched from that shopping network. Build up a sweat, carve up that body and for once you can take that satisfaction from your ex's face and wear it as your own ever your paths get intertwined, regretting how she/he being so stupid of letting your hot smokin' body go.

E. MAKE YOUR MOM YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND

Probably the best tip i ever heard of. If any problem may arise who's the best you can turn on to? think no further, well your mom of course! amids all your so called friends, your mother is far more or the best at least to get the most wonderful advices you could ever get. For a fact she did went through this once or twice in her life you know and upon those experiences she can concoct boundless words of wisdom any self help book ever published. "MOTHERS REALLY KNOWS BEST!"

F. WRITE A NOVEL

What better way to pour out those emotions that to write a book about it, rewrite some of the chapters, turn yourself as the protagonist of the story and make your ex as the villain, the big bad wolf or even the evil step sisters you know how it goes, a happily ever after you've dreamed of. It may turn out to be a best seller, how you've changed from the "nobody" to a "SOMEBODY" in blinking lights, as you look how long the line of people are a certain person step up from that same line, you take a quick glance and write up those words to her copy at your book launch laughing inside "WHO'S THE LOSER NOW, JERK!"

G. CATCH UP WITH THE LATEST VIDEO GAME RELEASE

Go out, go to the mall and buy that bulky XBOX 360, the wireless Nintendo Wii or that small pocket size PSP and spend those lonely nights breaking those high scores, unlocking hidden secrets/levels, memorizing those button combinations and beating up that computer controlled player picturing it as your ex, unleashing those deadly blows or combos and that final finish for that perfect knock out resiting those two words of a job well done "GAME OVER!"

-to be continued

Surviving a Storm

You've probably seen this a million times from movies to actual events, from friends or even personal experiences, one thing leads to another. First, it feels like you own the whole world, the next thing you knew everything's shattered. You can't contain the pain, it always finds it way to the surface. It shows in your actions but most of all it shows on your face. You can't plug out those never ending streams of tears from your eyes. It seemed BREAKING UP is really hard to do.

a question pops:

"HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE?"

answer:

By facing your normal life without your ex one day at a time like everybody else. Concentrate on your studies/work, hang out again with your friends you've neglected and take in the following tips I've read in a magazine years ago;

A. STAY AWAY FROM YOUR MOBILE PHONE

Never underestimate the new technology, it may store your million pictures, play all your stored songs but it still is that little sneaky device used for communication. Store it away on a cabinet, under lock and key then have your mom hide the key in a place she knows you can't find because for one thing, once you've stared at your phone long enough it starts to cloud up your mind the next thing that happens you're dialing your ex's number sobbing like crazy asking him/her to take you back. Remember the golden rule of breaking up "Once is Enough!"

B. NEVER ASK FOR ALL THE THINGS IN YOUR EX'S PLACE

The love letters you've sent, those plushy teddy bears, all the photo frames with your pictures on it, the love fern. (love fern?) Its another classic maneuver of communication just like the "cellphone" thing but more on the personal level. Do you really want to be seen by your ex look like hell as you exchange hateful words and pathetic excuses as it leads you begging on your knees? I don't think so! Get this hard and straight, whats left in your house that belongs to your ex is yours and vice versa, there's no need to bring it back, here's the best way to deal with it which brings us to the next tip;

C. BURN ALL HIS/HER THINGS

The love letters, don't even bother reading them again, two words "BURN THEM!". Them plushy teddy bears? get a real sharp scissors and start tearing them to pieces and then trow em into the blazing flames. All those pictures? look at them for the last time but don't shed a tear dear, instead, wear a sly grin on your face as you toss them one by one over the burning decapitated teddy bears.

-to be continued.